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You clever Crocs!
Don't let age stop you...
The Clickers can hear you.
Keep calm, and have a slice of ham.
You've got more brainpower than my hair has volume.
Birthday Hangover - David Attenborough
You're getting 'Diddley Squat' this birthday
I don't know Jeff.. - Chris Kamara
Time for celebratin' - Snopp Dogg
Compelled to acknowledge your existence
F**k off with your bland Birthday cake
Can't wait for the open bar at your wedding!
Here's to hoping your not a bridezilla
I love you like I love a Sunday dinner.
We go together like Beans and Toast
We go together like.. Gin and Tonic
We go together like Wales and Mountains