You're rarer than Lewis Capaldi tickets

You clever Crocs!

The Clickers can hear you.

You've got more brainpowr than my hair has volume.

You're getting 'Diddley Squat' this birthday

Time for celebratin' - Snopp Dogg

F**k off with your bland Birthday cake

Here's to hoping your not a bridezilla

We go together like Beans and Toast