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Welcome to your motherhood era
Happy Mother's Day to the woman I stressed into a new hair colour
To the woman who is as strong as her alcohol measurements
To the woman who measures gin with her heart.
Happy Mother's day! I turned out amazing, you're welcome.
18 offically an adult
You're 16! Today you're free to scroll tiktok, snack and moan all day!
13 welcome to the age of eye-roll olympics.
Happy 1st Birthday.
This kitchen is for dancing and drunk crying.
Spread Butter.
Live. Laugh. Fuck off.
So... when do we get to visit you for free?
We would say we'll miss you..
Fine. Leave. (But take us with you)
The Lazy Git Gift Box
Thanks a bunch!
Thank you berry much
Don't fucking spill it.
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